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To prove I'm alive", Regulus replies, wincing slightly at the fact he's voiced it out loud. Sirius still looks lost, so he elaborates, "if I'm bleeding, then I'm not decomposing."

"Reggie, what the fuck?" Sirius replies, aghast. He really doesn't know how else to respond to that. "What the fuck happened to you? Why would you think you're fucking decomposing? You're not a banana peel in a compost bin."

Regulus blinks rapidly at Sirius and then says, "yes, I am aware."

Before Regulus apparates, he grabs a Death Eater to take with him, and when he removes their mask, he is well and truly disappointed. He probably chose the thickest person in the Death Eaters. Hell, he's probably the thickest person the world has ever seen.

"Huh, you look just like Regulus Black."

"Goyle, I am Regulus Black."

"Huh."

He looks softer, younger, and less traumatised when he's asleep