Jenny Lawson

(Birthmas is the tragic combined holiday that comes when you were born a few days after Christmas and everyone is too exhausted to
care and everything you open during the holiday comes with a quick “That’s for your birthday too” notation.)

And it makes you rethink a lot of your choices … like my choice to ignore things I don’t want to think about until they are literally on fire around me, which is probably the most American thing about me.