If you’re wondering why I’ve put in so many rimming references, allow me to explain. I’ve never written a book before. I know there are editors and publishers who are going to read through this and give me notes. I’m just curious to see if there is ever a point where one of them emails me saying, “Fewer rimming references,” because I’d frame that fucking email. Downside is maybe they don’t care. Maybe they let it go through. Now it’s a Mexican stand-off. I don’t actually want all these references in there. It makes me look like a pervert. My gran’s gonna read this. She can’t know.)