My name is Ian Firth.

I was born in Huddersfield in 1958, and I have never moved away. I am a Yorkshireman through and through, and I am extremely proud of it.

My mother wrote some of her memoirs down and my family have pestered me to do the same. Well, here they are!

Here are just a few snippets.

«Shit! You have just broken my dream!»

«Get your coat, and get off home, you've made my day.»

«Witchy Woman was playing when we walked in.»

«I can feel my hands touching my chin, but I can't feel my chin touching my hands.»