Saxon James

The annoying part of being a dumbass is that when I think I’m making good decisions, I’m really, really not.

I pick up the phone again and stare at the dick some supposedly nice guy sent me. Yeah, this might be a big deal.
It literally had in his profile I’ll treat you nice. He got a simple hi from me, and then bam, there it is. I think we have different definitions of nice.

Richie: Don’t get too philosophical on me. It hurts my brain. Maybe I am a turkey.
Einstein: At least you know not to look up at the sky when it’s raining. Your spirit animal should be one step higher than drowning turkey.
Richie: That’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.