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"His boyfriend was your queer awakening, and then you ended up dating his little brother. James, you're lucky he loves you so much, or I think he'd try to kill you, mate."

"I asked what your queer awakening was," Evan says slowly.

"Oh, right. Remus, third year," James replies, then freezes as his eyes widen. "Wait, fuck, don't tell Sirius."

"Yes. Yes, because looking at you makes me feel sick. Thinking about you and your very nice gardener makes me feel like I'm about to vomit. So, if you don't mind too terribly, Remus, I'm going to bed where I don't have to do either of those things