#Girlboss

Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.
—Edgar Cayce

Hell is other people.

Compete with yourself, not with others.

My dad takes me to Wal-Mart, where I ask a sales associate if they have “the Ren and Stimpy dolls that flatulate.” This is evidence that I possess both a large vocabulary and a slightly twisted sense of humor.

It took years of living with dirty fingernails from digging through vintage, a few painful burns from steaming clothes, and many an aged Kleenex hiding in a coat pocket to get here.

I have a lot of time to kill, so I dick around on the Internet and open up an eBay shop called Nasty Gal Vintage.

Once it’s in there, forget about it. You never saw it anyway. It’s an emergency fund only (and vacations are not emergencies).

When you accept yourself, it’s surprising how much other people will accept you, too.

Life is short. Don’t be lazy.

I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
—Estée Lauder