The Hound Pits Coffee Shop and Cocktail Parlour

Way, hey, it's the coffee shop AU!
Corvo Attano is a struggling actor working full time at the Hound Pits Coffee Shop and Cocktail Parlour to make ends meet. A wide range of colourful personages wander through his life, apparently for the sole purpose of making him more miserable, and that's even before the Outsider shows up.
Fifteen minutes late, and seeking coffee.