Granddaddy Likes to Play

Someone's hiding a secret.
My summer was instantly ruined when I’m told I have to spend three weeks taking care of the much older man of the house. If only I had submitted my college application on time, I wouldn't have to deal with the old geezer.
I try to remind myself it's only for a short time, but when I arrive at his house late at night to find him in the front yard with only his birthday suit, I know this is off to a terrible start.
After I help him put his clothes back on, I can't stop thinking about his massive monster. It becomes an obsession and I don't think I can keep my hormones in check, especially when it becomes clear that the much older man of the house isn't as crazy as he seems.
Not all acts end with a standing ovation.