From the Notebooks Of Lazarus Long

A man does not insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his morale. After a while he realizes that she IS beautiful -- he just hadn't noticed at first

Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Keep your children short on pocket money -- but long on hugs.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Sovereign ingredient for happy marriage: Pay cash or do without. Interest charges not only eat up a household budget; awareness of debt eats up domestic felicity.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she's not.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

void making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.
N.B.: Circumstances can force your hand. so think ahead!

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.