Nora Ephron

I was the one who made us rich, and now the bastard is going off and spending my money on bimbos while I’m stuck in goyishe heaven in an inappropriate costume. Fuck this, I said to myself, and at that moment I came back

But trust me. You’ll have to trust me, because there’s no real way to convey what she does in her office that doesn’t sound like some sort of Yiddish mumbo jumbo.

“Men,” he said as he left. “I hate them. I’ve always hated them. You wonder why I always hang around with women and never with men, it’s because men do things like this.”

The truth is that if my father weren’t my father, he would be one of the men he hates; he is incorrigibly faithless and thoroughly narcissistic, to such an extent that I tend to forget he’s also capable of being a real peach.

he shock of catapulting from the peanut-butter-and-jellyness of my life into High Drama was so great that the first morning I woke up, I was honestly stunned to discover it wasn’t all a bad dream.

The shock of catapulting from the peanut-butter-and-jellyness of my life into High Drama was so great that the first morning I woke up, I was honestly stunned to discover it wasn’t all a bad dream.

“I thought you said you wanted him back,” said Ellis.
“I do,” I said, “but I want him back dead.”

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets, but I didn’t care.

ou picked him,” Vera said, “because his neuroses meshed perfectly with yours.” I love Vera, truly I do, but doesn’t anything happen to you that you don’t intend? “You picked him because you knew it wouldn’t work out.” “You picked him because his neuroses meshed perfectly with yours.”

“You picked him,” Vera said, “because his neuroses meshed perfectly with yours.” I love Vera, truly I do, but doesn’t anything happen to you that you don’t intend? “You picked him because you knew it wouldn’t work out.” “You picked him because his neuroses meshed perfectly with yours.”